This will be the first of three parts of Bryon’s Enterprise Comedy, a journey of the soul toward innovation! Inferno (USAF Kessel Run) describes the recognition and rejection of bureaucracy along the 12 parsecs of bureaucratic hell. The allegory draws on Bryon’s experience co-founding and scaling the Department of Defense’s premier DevOps organization, Kessel Run, and now studying & helping other enterprise software organizations make the journey. And of course Divine Comedy… and… Eminem’s Rap God?